Wednesday, June 17, 2009

लाइट का फंडा और मैं ...

लाइट - एक ऐसी प्रकिया जिसको मैं दिन भर या यूं कहें के हमेशा अपनाता हूं । अभी कुछ दिन पहलें मैं नवाब की नगरी लखनऊ गया । वो भी ऑफिस से बिना छुट्टी लिए। अरे ज्यादा दिमाग मत लगाइयें मेरे साथ ऐसा ही होता हैं । क्योकिं जानें से २ घंटे पहले मुझ अभागे को भी नहीं मालूम होता है कि मैं अमुक समय पर अमुक स्थान पर जा रहा हूं । खैर अभी हम इस बारे में चर्चा नहीं करेंगें कि मुझे या आपको क्या अच्छा और क्या बुरा लगता हैं । और वैसे भी अगर मैं चर्चा भी करूगां तो आप क्या उखाड़ लेंगें । अरे भाई आखिर ये ब्लॉग मेरा हैं मै जो चाहे वो लिखू या ना लिखूं ।
बहरहाल हम मूल मु्द्दे पर आते हैं -- लाइट । अगर आप दिल्ली मैं रहतें हैं तो देखते होगें कि अमुक व्यक्ति दिन भर कुछ ना कुछ ग्रहण करता रहता हैं । मतलब कि थोड़े थोड़े देर के अंतराल पर कुछ ना कुछ पेट में मुंह के रास्ते डालता रहता हैं । यानी कि कुछ ना कुछ हल्का हल्का खाता रहता हैं । कुछ हद तक यहीं हैं लाइट की प्रकिया । जिसको हम सभी लोग को अपनें जीवन में अपनाना चाहिए जिससे कि हम सभी लोग स्वस्थ और समृद्ध बन सकें । जी हॉ मैं वहीं कहना चाहता हूं जो आप समझ रहें हैं । वहीं अगर आप नहीं समझ रहें हैं तो मैं आपकी समझ थोड़े ही बढ़ा सकता हूं । देखिये लाइट की जो प्रकिया हैं खास कर मेरा पूरबिया हैं । हम लाइट के जो सक्रिय सदस्य हैं वो हमेशा पूरबिया क्षेत्र के खाद्य सामग्री पर ज्यादा विश्वास करतें हैं । ना कि टाम,डिक और हैरी की तरह बर्गर खा लिया या फिर पेप्सी पी लिया या फिर चाउमीन खा लिया । वगैरह वगैरह । हम लोग काम बिल्कुल दरिद्र पूरबिया के तरह ही करते हैं मगर डेलाहाइट की तरह ।
मुझे लगता हैं कि आप समझ गये होंगें कि लाइट का फंडा क्या हैं और कैसे होता हैं । आपकों मानना हैं तो मानयें नही तो ऐसे ही चलते रहिए ।
आपका दिलीप

Friday, June 12, 2009

चलू सभा गाछी ...

दुल्हा दुलिहन के सजल धजल चेहरा ... आउर मॉ बाप के चेहरा पर परेशानी के सबब ... त ओतेय पंजीकार के ओतह लोग लोग सभ के भीड़ ... कियो अपन बहिन लेल त कियो अबन भाई लेल , ककरों बेटी के ब्याह करब‌ऽ के छय त ककरों अपन दुलरा बेटा के लेल बहू लाब‌ऽ के छय ... ककरों अप्पन घरक लेल घरेलू बहू चाही त ककरों अपना घर लेल मार्डन बहू चाही ... ककरों पाइ बेशी चाही त ककरों पाइ नय लड़की नीक चाही ... ई नजारा छय सभा गाछी यानी सौराठ सभा के ... हर साल मिथिला के पावना धरती पर लाग‌ऽ वला ई सौराठ मेला ई हो बेर २६ जून स‌ऽ लाग‌ऽ वला छय ... जे १ जुलाई त चलतय ...
बिहार के मुख्यालय पटना स‌ऽ दू सौ किलोमीटर दूर पर स्थित मधुबनी जिला के सौराठ गांव में हर साल सभा लागैत अछि ... एकर इतिहास बहुत पुरान छय ... लगभग १२ वीं शताब्दी में ई सभा के शुरूआत तत्कालीन मिथिला के राजा हरिसिंह देव द्वारा भेल रहय ... ई सभा के मुख्य काज वर पक्ष आउर वधू पक्ष के एगो मंचा प्रदान केनाय रहेय ... जेमें दूनों तरफ के लोग सब आबि सकेय आउर अप्पन अप्पन जरूरत के हिसाब स‌‌ऽ जोड़ी के चयन क‌‌ऽ सकय...मिथिला के पावन धरती पर लाग‌ऽ वाला ई मेला भले आजि आपन पहचान खो रहल छय ... मुदा पहिले ई बहुत प्रचलित रहेय ...
नीक काज खातिर शुरू भेल ई महापर्व आईं अपन पहचान लेल भटक रहल छय ... मुदा जतेक संगठन छय एकरा बढ़ाव में मदद करे के नाम पर अपन राजनैतिक सुहाली सेंक रहल छय ... ओतेय एकर प्रतिषठा में दाग लगाव‌ऽ में मीडिया के से हो कम योगदान नय छय ... अपना आप के देश के चौथा स्तंभ मान‌ऽ वला ई मीडिया ई सभा के प्रतिष्ठा तार तार कर‌ऽ में कोनों कसर नय छोड़ल कय ...
ई साल फेर ओतेय हर साल के जेना ईहों साल २६ जून स‌ऽ १ जुलाई तक सौराठ गांव में ई सभा लागत ... मुदा सबसे बड़का बात अछि कि ई साल कतेक मिथिलावासी ई सभा में जेताह ...
जरूरत अछि एक बेर फेर से सब मिथिलावासी के एक होब‌ऽ के ... आउर सभा गाछी फेर ओकर पुरान पहचान लौटाब‌ऽ के ...
अहॉक दिलीप ...

JODIS ARE MADE IN HEAVEN ?

JODIS ARE MADE IN HEAVEN ...

Today I would take to the small but unique, rich but poor tinsel town of the Bihar located in the northern part ... It takes around six to seven hours to view this district from the state head quarter " Patna" ... We are talking of the heartland of Mithila " Madhubani " which is better known for its Painting rather than its Paan , Makhaan and Machch...Other unique things you will find here once you reach here is its unique style of marriage and the traditions ... Makhana Kheer , Achar, Sattu, Thekua , Khaja are among the famous eatables having unique taste of Mithila...

Mithila is the same nagri which till nowadays bettter known Land of Sita, the Land of king Janak, and the in laws house of Lord Ram ... Now Mithila is better known for it poverty and its top level officers not in the government sector but in the private sectors too ... Apart from this the Saurath Sabha , the Grooms mandi, is located here ... Like every year this year too the Saurath Sabha will be organised ... But there will be few takers of it ...

Lets go in the history in brief about the Saurath Sabha ... Saurath Sabha or Sabha Gachi as it is populary known as , was started in 12th century by the then Mithila king Hari Singh Deo Rai to facilititate both brides and grooms for doing the best and easily search for their counterpart...But anyhow this unique tradition is diminishing without any takers ... Actually peoples of Mithila are not to be solely blamed for this ... Media who is now playing as a watchdog of the sysytem have created havoc in the minds of public rather than to popularise its positivity it has only advertised the happenings which only happens as a exception over here ...
From my blog I will request the fourth pillar to act in responsible manner with the great responsibilty before dismantling the whole culture and unique tradition of Mithila Sabha Gachi...Not only media but Mithila wasi should need to draw their attention towards the loosing charm of Sabha Gachi ...
After all this Mithilanchal is Going to have its Sabha from 26-06-09 to 01-07-09 at Sabha Gachi ( Saurath Sabha ) ...

Your's Dilip ...

Saturday, June 6, 2009

लाइट का फंडा नवाब की नगरी में

आज नवाबों की नगरी लखनऊ से लौटा हूं । ‍वहॉ लाइट अभियान को प्रसारित करके आया हूं । इस बारे जल्द हीं मैं आप सबको बताऊगां कि आखिर लाइट अभियान आखिर हैं क्या । आखिर लोग क्यों लोग लाइट को इस्तमाल करते हैं आदि इत्यादि चीजों पर नजर डालेगें जल्दी ही । तो फिर आप पढ़ते रहिए ।
आपका दिलीप

PREGANT LADY AND HER DAUGHTER

TODAY I CAME BACK FROM MY SHORT TOUR FROM LUCKNOW ... THIS IS TO BE WORTHY TO MENTION THAT I HAD GONE LUCKNOW ON 04-06-09...TODAY I WOULD LIKE TO SHARE MY EXPERIENCE ON MY WAY TO LUCKNOW ...
I REACHED GHAZIABAD STATION AROUND 8:45 IN THE EVENING...AS I WAS NOT HAVING ANY KIND OF RESERVED TICKET... SO I HAD NO OPTION TO CATCH MY FAVOURITE TRAIN LUCKNOW MAIL LASTLY AND HAD TO TRAVEL ON A GEN TICKET WHICH I USUALLY DO AS MY TOUR IS ALWAYS ENEXPECTED AND EVEN I DONT KNOW IT ... IT'S NOT A FIRST TIME THAT HAPPENED TO ME ... WHO KNOWS ME CLOSELY KNEW WELL ABOUT MY UNCERTAIN NATURE ...
MEANWHILE ON THE WAY OF WAITING FOR THE ARRIVAL OF TRAIN I SAW A PREGANT LADY , ALSO AS I GUESSED WAS MENTALLY CHALLENGED ... AND ADDING TO MY CONFORMITY I CLOSELY WATCHED HER ACTIVITY AND REACHED ON FINAL CONCLUSION THAT SHE IS MENTALLY CHALLENGED AND OF ILL HEALTH TOO...
SHE WAS HOLDING HER TWO YEAR OLD DAUGHTER , AS I GUESSED , IN HER ONE HAND AND IN OTHER SHE HOLD HER WHOLE HOUSE WHICH MAINLY CONSISTS OF HER BED COVER AND A SHAWL ... AFTER ALL THE LADY WAS PREGANT OF AROUND 4 MONTHS AS IT WAS CLEAR ON THE PRIMA FACIE INSPECTION ...
ALTHOUGH MANY YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL LADIES WAS HOVERING AROUND THE PALTFORM NUMBER 4 AT WHICH LUCKNOW MAIL SPECIAL WAS SUPPOSED TO COME ... BUT MY LADY FOR THE NIGHT WAS THE WHO WAS PREGNANT, WHO WAS MENTALLY CHALLENGED, WHO WAS DOING ALL SORTS OF THINGS TO PROTECT HER ONLY DAUGHTER, WHO WAS WAITING FOR ANOTHER CHILD TO COME WITHOUT ANY HAPINESS ON HER FACE , WHO WAS NOT KNOWING WHY TO LIVE AND AFTER ALL WHO WAS NOT KNOWING WHAT SHE WOULD EAT AND WHAT SHE WILL BE FEEDING HER DAUGHTER AND HOW SHE WOULD BE DOING TO COM UP HER DAUGHTER ...
MEANWHILE ON THE OTHER HAND ONE VIP PERSON WAS ALSO WAITING , NOT LIKE ME, TO CATCH THE SAME TRAIN ... I WAS ASTONISHED TO SEE THAT NO ONE WAS LOOKING TO HER WAS NOTICING ... SHE RUSHED TO THE VIP ,WHOM I RECOGNISED BUT WOULD NOT DISCLOSE HIS NAME ON MY BLOG FOR ASKING FOR THE FOOD ... BUT OPPOSITE TO HER EXPECTATION THE SECURITY GUARD OF THE VIP TOOK NOT A SINGLE MINUTE TO THROW HER OUT OF SIGHT FROM HEAVY WEIGTH VIP ...
I WAS REALLY SURPRISED TO SEE THE ACTION BEING TAKEN BY SECURITY GUARD WHOSE CONDITION WAS LITTLE BETTER THAN HER ... BUT THEY DON'T TOOK THE HUMANITY ANYHOW WAS MY MAIN CONCERN,FOR WHICH I FEEL SORRY ... ANY HOW I WAS ALSO THE PART OF THAT CROWD WHICH TURNED DOWN HER EXPECTATION BY SAYING AAGE BADHO AND TURNING MY FACE OFF ... ANY WAY THIS IS NOT THE FIRST TIME THAT OUR VIP ( BUREAUCRAT) HAS HUMILIATED THE MENTALLY CHALLENGED PERSO OR IT WILL BE WISE TO SAY THE NEEDY ONE ...
BUT MAIN POINT OF CONECERN WILL IT BE GOING ON , WILL IT BE STOPPED , OR WILL BE CONTINUED ...
ON TIME MY TRAIN REACHED AT LAST ... AND WE ALL SELFISH AND DUMB AS WELL AS BLIND NOT FROM EYE BUT FROM HEART TURNED TO OUR RESPECTED COACHES WITHOUT HAVING IN MIND OF HER LADY ... ALTHOUGH THIS IS NOT OUR ROUTINE BUT WIIL BE THE DAILY ROUTINE OF THE PREGANT LADY ... EVERY DAY THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE WILL BE COMING TO CATCH THE TRAIN WITHOUT NOTICING HER AND THE LADY NOTICING EACH ONE OF THEM WITH HER EXPECTATION THAT SOMEDAY ANY ONE WILL COME AND FULLFILL HER EXPECTATION ...
NOW I WILL BE LEAVING AT THIS POINT BY GIVING YOU ALL THE FOOD FOR THOUGHT FOR TODAY ... NOW THE BALL IS INTO YOUR HAND ... I THINK MY QUESTION WILL BE ANSWERED ... AND SOME ONE FROM THE TOP WILL TAKE THE AFFIRMATIVE ACTION ...

Monday, June 1, 2009

आप लोग सोच रहे होंग कि इस पागल को आज क्या हो गया है कि लगातार एक पे एक ब्लाग लिखे जा रहा हैं । लेकिन माफ कीजिएगा एक और ब्लाग अब तो लिख के ही दम लूगां । मेरे बगल में मेरे एक सहकर्मी बैठें हैं जिनकों मैनें अपना ब्लाग दिखाया । उन्होनें ब्लाग देखनें के बाद कहा कि भाई कुछ हिन्दी में भी लिखें । आप तो खाली अंग्रेजी को ही तरजीह दे रहे हैं । उनकी ये बात मुझे लग गयी और मैं जुट गया एक और लेखनें की तरफ ।
बात शुरू करता अपनें मित्र की बात से । उन्होनें कहा अंग्रेजी भाषा को तरजीह देनें कि । ठीक हैं मैं इस भाषा को तरजीह दे रहा हूं । लेकिन इसमें भी क्या कर सकता हूं । मै तो वही कर रहा हूं जो मुझे विरासत में मिला हैं । और आगे जाके मुझे सफलता की शिखर तक पहुचाएंगा । अब जरा सफलता कि बात कर ली जाए । क्या आपको लगता हैं कि अंग्रेजी भाषा से ही सफलता मिल सकती हैं । अगर व्यक्तिगत तौर पर देखा जाए तो सफलता के लिए चाहे हिन्दी हो या फिर कोई और पकड़ होना ज्यादा जरूरी हैं । कृपया एस पकड़ शब्द को चंबल में प्रयोग होने वाले शब्द से ना देखे । वैसे अगर आप एसे दिखिएगा तब पर भी मैं आपका क्या बिगाड़ सक हूं । बस आप की अपराधी सोच को समझ के । खैर जाने दीजिए बात को यहीं विराम देना चाहूंगा क्योकिं जाहिर शिफ्ट खत्म होने को हैं । यानी कि हरामखोरी की जो आदत लग गइ हैं उसका समय ओवर हो गया है । अरे भाई लगता है आप अभी भी नहीं समझे कि दिहाड़ी पूरी हो गइ हैं । घर जाना हैं औरक वहॉ फिर दूसरी हरामखोरी करनी है । तो फिर इजाजत दीजिए ... प्रणाम
आपका भवदीय
दिलीप कुमार झा

HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF ?

BELEIVE IT OR NOT ... BUT IT'S TRUE ... HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF... LET'S LEAVE THIS CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC ... AND TAKE IT FOR THE FOOD FOR THOUGHT FOR TODAY...
LET'S TALK ABOUT THE RACISM TODAY...JUST GO BACK INTO THE PAST AND RECALL THE ACTIVITY THAT TOOK PLACE ... FATHER OF THE NATION OUR BELOVED BAPU WAS ONE OF THE PROMINENT FACES I SEE WHO FOUGHT FOR THE RACISM AND WON THE BATTLE ... IT'S LONG TIME FOR THAT...ABOUT EIGHT DECADES NOW ... MUCH HAS NOT CHANGED TILL DATE ... THIS IS CLEAR FROM THE AUSTRALIAN INCIDENT...JUST RECAPSULATE THE INCIDENT...A BOY WHO HAS GONE OVER TO AUSTRALIA FOR HIS HIGHER STUDIES WAS BRUTALLY ASSAULTED AND HUMILIATED ... JUST BCOZ HE IS BLACKY , WHAT THEY POPULARLY CALLED TO INDIANS ... THIS WAS NOT THE INCIDENT BUT THE LIT OF THE FIRE THAT WAS TO TAKE PLACE ... MEDIA TAKE THIS BY BOTH THE HANDS ... I WOULD THANK THIS DUMB AND BLIND MEDIA FOR RAISING THIS ISSUE AND MAKE IT LIVE DIFFICULT FOR OUR SO CALLED HONEST AND LOYAL POLITICIANS ... BUT WAT WILL BE THE OUTCOME OF THIS INCIDENT IS THE MATTER TO LOOK UPON IN THE NEAR FUTURE ... NOT JUST NOW ANY HOW... AS FAR AS MY ANSWER IS CONCERNED IT WILL BE FORGOTTEN BY US ,OUR HONOURABLE 'POLITICIANS' AND WHAT I NAMED EARLIER DUMB AND BLIND MEDIA...
NOW I WOULD LIKE TO CONCLUDE AS IN MY BELLY ELEPHANT IS JUMPING ... SORRY FOR BE OFFLINE FOR HOURS...
DILIP

FIRST WOMAN SPEAKER IN INDIA'S HISTORY

AT LAST NEW GOVT. HAS BEEN FORMED IN CENTRE ... AND IT HAS STARTED ITS FUNCTIONING TOO ... BUT THE MOST FORTUNATE THING THAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN IS, INDIA'S PARLIAMENT IN ITS HISTORICAL SPAN OF 60 YEARS IS GOING TO HAVE IT'S FIRST WOMAN SPEAKER ... THIS REALLY PROVES THE TEXT WOMEN'S EMPOWERMENT , NOT IN THE WORDS ONLY BUT PRACTICALLY TOO ... SOON COUNTRY IS SLATED TO HAVE ITS NOT ONLY WOMEN SPEAKER BUT MEANWHILE DEPUTY SPEAKER TOO ... ACTUALLY THIS IS FIRST PROPOSED BY NDA GOVT. TO HAVE DEPUTY SPEAKER AS WOMAN ... TAKING CUE FROM THE NDA DECISION UPA TOO THROW ITS GAME CARD TO HAVE FIRST SPEAKER AS WOMAN ... MOREOVER OUR PRESIDENT IS TOO A LADY ... THIS IS AGAIN A FIRST TIMER IN INDIA'S DEMOCRACY ... CONCLUDING I WOULD SAY I HAVE NOT THE READ ARTICLE AFTER WRITING ... HENCE ANY THING WRONG IS NOT GAURANTEED ... AND I WILL FEEL SORRY TO ACCEPT IT ... PLEASE FEEL FREE TO GIVE YOUR SUGGESTION ...
FROM PRESIDENT'S DESK
DILIP KUMAR JHA